she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The uberlube is also flammable
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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