You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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