your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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