I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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