Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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