are you so shy because you have an std?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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