Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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