the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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