I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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