just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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