And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
vagina is talking i cant
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
