whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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