No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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