Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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