McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
