Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Holy shit dude........stairs
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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