dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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