last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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