So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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