guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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