Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Vodka?
Forever.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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