it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize