Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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