I wannas sexs uuuuu
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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