yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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