You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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