what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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