well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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