Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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