we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
