even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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