i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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