she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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