it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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