Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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