Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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