this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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