i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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