she was so not down for the gang bang
Please, let me fuck your mom
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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