I'm lost and stupid without you.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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