she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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