sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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