Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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