she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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