What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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