I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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