I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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