So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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