Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
There's always time for handjobs
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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