i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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