I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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