Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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